Day 13

Day 13: A letter to someone who has hurt you recently.

Confession... I've been avoiding this blog post for a really long time. What I'm going to write about is embarrassing, but, I said in the beginning that I was going to put it all out there. No matter what, here it goes. Disclaimer, this blog while I haven't "officially" started it yet, will most likely contain some foul language. Just an FYI, if that kind of thing bothers you, you might want to skip this one.

To the two bitches at Matts work holiday party,
I'm going to start by saying "I'm sorry." I'm sorry that your lives are so sad and pathetic that you felt the need to belittle me in order to make yourselves feel better. I will say that it was a well played move to be so unbelievably inappropriate in a setting where the both of you knew I couldn't "properly" defend myself against your hurtful words. Most of all though I'm sorry that I let it bother me as much as it did. I realize now that girls like you have to treat people like me the way you do in order to make the horribleness of your situations bearable.

You say i'm "fat" and "look pregnant," well, those things are fixable. I can lose weight, get skinny but you'll still be miserable, dealing with the same shitty situations no matter what I look like. I feel sorry for you. At least my worst qualities are fixable. In most situations if you're a miserable bitch you're probably going to be that way for life. And it's no wonder you two are joined at the hip as misery truly does love company.

In addition to the apology in the beginning of this letter I also want to thank you. Thank you for proving what I knew from the second I met the both of you... I pride myself in being an excellent judge of character and this situation solidified that fact. Thank you also for showing me how far I've come. Thank you for showing me that my marriage is a bond that will never be broken. That my husband truly is my best friend, and even now as I write this I know that even though he is halfway across the world right now he is thinking of me, and missing me.

In conclusion, please know that when the two of you are together talking behind my back it only means that not only am I so many steps ahead of you, I am also in the perfect position for you to kiss my fat, pregnant looking ass!